Tuesday, December 31, 2013

Plan B (aka Amsterdam day two)

The day started off according to plan:  appfelbeignet from the cart (apple fritter like with donut/batter/pastry around it - nice, but too sweet) and coffee (not as good as yesterday which is actually good because now I can try other cafes).  It all went a bit pear shaped from there.  The queues for the Von Gogh and Rijk museums were astronomically long so I ditched that idea and went to the Heinekin experience instead - quite fun and you get three free beers (shame I don't like beer that much) - and then on to the Tassenmuseum, the Museum of bags and purses. 

You know when you walk into a handbag shop and there are one or two purses that you *love* and the rest are just all a bit meh?  Turns out a museum of them is a little bit the same.  The old stuff was quite interesting (a social history of handbags anyone?) and I was particularly taken with the chatelaines (items that hung from chains on the lady of the house's belt - keys, scissors, knife, etc.)  Possibly not quite fashionable on the Paris runways today.  The more recent stuff was interesting too, but not in a oh-my-god-I-have-to-have-it kind of way.  There were several in the shop that I felt that way about, but they were a wee bit beyond my budget.  The most interesting exhibits were the lit up handbags that were part of the light festival.  I would happily walk around with one of those over my shoulder.

The red light district was next.  Scantily clad women in their bra and knickers in windows. Many that I saw were busily chatting on their cell phones. I was somewhat fascinated and unashamedly peered in a few windows.  Not nose to the window kind of peering, just turning my head and looking.  I was on my way to see Our Lord in the Attic church but seemed to have got myself lost until I stumbled upon it.  It's quite an interesting building with a Catholic church in the top three floors that was used when Catholicism was banned in Holland.  Has quite a good audio tour as well. 

I finished the day with a canal boat tour around the light festival tours.  It starts with pea and pork (looked like sausage to me) soup with is apparently a Dutch dish (very nice) with a bun and cheese and a glass of mulled wine.  All served in plastic cups but still very welcome as it had started to rain.  About 50 of us then piled into a boat and around the canals we went.  There were a lot that I hadn't seen the night before and it was nice to see the city by night in the boat.

It was still raining when the tour finished and I should have caught the tram.  But I've not yet figured out how they work and I like walking so I bundled up in my hoodie and scarf wound three times round my neck and headed off.  It was a good decision.  I started off freezing, but soon warmed up and you see so much more of a city when you're walking.  I went past a tacky but nice winter wonderland display (I was still too cold at this point so didn't take my hands out of my pocket to take a picture), some interesting shops (all having sales, but I resisted), and I finally found the supermarket just around the corner from me.  I noticed a bunch of people parking their bikes and heading into this little door so decided to follow them and investigate.  A real supermarket!!!  Clearly hidden away so the tourists can't find it. 

Monday, December 30, 2013

Museums, museums, museums

Bliss is finding the perfect coffee in the first cafe you try in a new city.  It's just down the road from my hotel and I passed by several carts of apple tarts before I settled on this place, and it really was GREAT coffee.  Such a welcome relief after English coffee.  But I think I'll stop for the apple tarts tomorrow morning and then on to the cafe for coffee.  It's always good to have  plan.

Speaking of which...I did have a plan for Amsterdam which included using the trams as part of a city card thing.   But they don't sell them at my hotel and it was a beautiful sunny day so I decided to see how far I could get on foot.  Quite far it seems.  It was a lovely walk to my first stop.  It's Sunday morning so the occasional church bells accompanied my journey through Amsterdam streets full of terraced houses, a nice park with a pond (lots of birds - swans, seagulls, ducks, possibly ravens), some interesting wood animal/dinosaur sculptures, a bunch of people doing aerobics, playing three on three soccer and other various exercises including a game of table tennis (the tables are part of the fitness circuit).

My first stop, Tropenmuseum was easy to find - no need to resort to map and identify myself as a tourist.  It's basically a museum about other cultures and has exhibits from India, Asia, Papua New Guinea for example.  All reasonably interactive and mildly interesting but the highlights for me were the music room which has a bit of a history of musical instruments.  It also has a Forgotten Song archive room where you go into a soundproof room (at least I hope it was) and sing a song that is then recorded in the archive.  The idea is to sing something old and relatively unknown.  I sang 'One day a Taniwha'.  Well four lines of it that I could remember anyway. 

The most interesting exhibit was a temporary exhibit called Black and White.  It explores Holland's history of the slave trade where Dutch ships took Africans from Suriname into the slavery in America.  And then the slow change of the Dutch population to include more Blacks and the various discrimination.  It seeks to ask the question whether the Netherlands is now a more egalitarian society.  Except it doesn't.   The first exhibit I saw, a piece of art showing a Black man holding a white baby seeks to challenge our perceptions and reactions.  It was great.  The rest of the exhibition asks provocative questions, but then asks another question that basically provides an excuse for racism.  One such is a photo of the Dutch football team eating lunch where all the Black players are at one table and the white players are separate tables.  I can't remember the exact questions but it basically asks if this was an example of racism or if people of the same culture (i.e. colour) naturally congregate together. 

The walk to my next stop took me past the Zoo.  You can see a bit through the fences including large white dinosaur statues (no idea why), some palm trees with pumpkins growing underneath them, and some lovely pink flamingos. 

I think the Dutch Resistance Museum is misnamed.  There is a great video at the beginning which talks about how during WW2 the Dutch people had to adjust, collaborate or resist and says that the Museum will explain why people made particular choices.  Except it doesn't. 

The opening video tells you that the Netherlands tried to be neutral as it had in WW1, but the Germans attacked Rotterdam and 80 people died so the Dutch surrendered.  I was initially a bit miffed at this bit of information.  Even one person is one to many, but the numbers are tiny compared to the 40,000 British who died during the Blitz (numbers courtesy of wikipedia - my historian friends will be horrified at this as my source).  Further into the exhibition, it explains that the Dutch army were weak and that the country really didn't have the ability to fight back so I left off being miffed. But the surrender did not save the Dutch people: 300,000 civilians died - that's about 3.5% of the population.  A third of those who died were Jews.  Approximately 140,000 Jews lived in Holland before the war.  About 30,000 of these people survived.

But I've wandered off into a history lesson.  Much of the display is about the people who adjusted.  Admittedly, this is the majority of the population, but it's called the *resistance* museum so I really wanted more on this.  But you only really get tidbits:  university students who refused to sign up to a non-protest agreement, so many of them refused that the Nazis closed down the universities; trade unions that got taken over by Nazis so the membership dropped to almost nothing; doctors who were required to join some Nazi organisation to be registered so most decided to forego their registration (but continued to provide health care); and the underground printing presses.

One thing I really liked about the museum.  It's use of the word 'murdered' instead of 'killed'.  We often say X number of people died in the war.  But this museum is very clear.  They were murdered by the Nazis.

Next, I headed for NEMO.  No, not an animated fish, a science and technology museum which  was fantastic.  It's really a kids museum - everything is interactive, and it's school holidays so it was packed.  There's a giant chain reaction demonstration that goes over 3 stories of the inner 'courtyard' area.  I loved making these a kid so me and the 5 year olds ooohed and ahhed a lot.  There's an bubble area where you can blow bubbles or make a bubble that surrounds you for example.  There's an outside area that looks out over the city from five stories up and had puzzles.  (One for you to do at home: take the numbers 1 to 9 and arrange them in a three by three grid so that the numbers across, down and diagonally add to 15.  I'll post the solution on facebook in a couple of days.)  There's an area on sex which has little wooden figures demonstrating a number of positions from the kama sutra, a giant french kissing machine where you used your arm to move around the 'tongues' and a condom classification system that had me giggling.  There's a lab that you can go into and do some experiments (the queue was too long so I skipped this).  I think I spent about two hours on the four floors of displays. 

It was getting dark by the time I left so I headed for home, and stumbled across the light festival on my way.   All around one section of the city, artists have set up works where light is the main theme.   I've posted some pics on facebook of them.  I did get a little bit lost on the way home and was starting to worry until I peered into someone's living room and saw that is wasn't even 6pm yet.  So I enjoyed the walk back with the various Christmas decorations along the way, and then had a quiet pizza for dinner before relaxing in the hotel spa.

Saturday, December 28, 2013

Sunshine!!!!!!!

Ok, so not quite bikini weather, but I woke to beautiful blue skies out of the skylights at the place I'm staying (friends I met on my America trip, we bought them an Elvis wedding in Vegas to renew their vows - after about four weeks of marriage).  But I've yet to tell you of my last few days in East Dean.

Boxing Day was beautiful and sunny so we took the opportunity to wander the streets of East Dean.  It's the type of village where everyone knows each other and so all sorts of people waved to us as they drove by as they must have assumed they knew us.  Old age and poor eyesight was fairly prevalent I think.  Great views out to the Channel from the heights of our walk.   Then it was back to the cottage for lunch (left overs and trifle mmmm).

On Christmas Day, my hostess' brother received a book on England's 100 best views.  One of these was the Seven Sisters which was a 10 minute drive from us.  So after lunch the four of us bundled into the Land Drover and headed out.  It's a stone beach with white cliffs similar to Dover.  There were some brave surfers out (god knows why, the waves were crap - Iris, help me out with the correct lingo here), and some crazy crazy crazy father and son going for a dip in their speedos.  We wandered along the beach for a bit and I heard a bit about the rock on the cliffs from our resident engineer - was a busman's holiday for him.  

I then thought I'd just whip up the hill for a quick look at Belle Tout lighthouse.  Unfortunately, it was a bit further than I thought but I wanted to get there in time to get a photo looking back at East Dean while the sun was still high enough, so it was almost a sprint.  I went from shivering with my hands in pocket in zipped up jacket and scarf to just about walking in a t-shirt in a very short time.  The views were spectacular.  Out to the sun setting on the Channel.  To the west where the white cliffs gleamed the creamy yellow of reflected sunset.  And back to East Dean where we tried to pick out the cottage.  I cheerfully clambered around between the lighthouse and the cliff and only realised on my way out that it was a no-go area, but the fence had fallen down.  Oops.

The next day, my last in East Dean, we went out for lunch at a local pub called Eight Bells.  It was another old English pub with a low ceiling full of Christmas decorations, various polished bits of horse paraphernalia, and lots of interested characters. 

The trip to London was reasonably stressful as a lot of the trains were delayed because of the bad weather.  I saw several slips on the tracks that had been temporarily repaired and held back with large bags of rocks.  I had to make two changes but these went surprisingly well and I was in the London suburb called Bromley about 3 1/2 hours after I left (compared to the 2 hours 12 mins the timetable had predicted).

I had less than a full day in London but it was very nice including a party, a walk to the local playground, and lunch at the Kingswood Arms pub on the way to the airport.

Speaking of, that's where I'm typing this post.  In Garfunkel's at Gatwick airport where I was excited to see a flat white on the menu.  Not a good flat white (it needed two sugars) but a flat white nonetheless.

Amsterdam...here I come.

Thursday, December 26, 2013

The Sunshine Coast (a la UK)

There's no remote controlled curtains and the bed turndown service is a bit crap... but I suspect my soujourn in East Dean, UK, will be the best I will be looked after on my whole trip. 

I was met with a hug at the train station and then into the waiting Land Rover. I think it was dark, but we've spent a few trips in this Land Rover over the last few days whizzing past rolling English hills and clumps of naked winter trees.  I feel like I'm in an episode of Emmerdale... 

The days have been nice and relaxing with a trip into Eastbourne, another through the very quaint shops of the north lanes in Brighton (very nice Thai meal and mulled cider at pub called The Office), late lunch (roast complete with yorkshire pudd) at Stanmer House - a lovely restaurant in a old estate house in a national park, drinks in Lewes with a bunch of English professors, a visit to the local pub (the Tiger Inn), and drinks at the street party put on by one of my hosts' neighbours.  Jeffrey welcomed us into the drinks room and we all got our wines before being ushered out and into the food room - complete with pineapple and cheese porcupine.  I should have bought my bell bottoms.  Many of the guests were retired, they were very friendly and it was a nice evening all round.

In between the eating and drinking, we've seen the grounds of two universities (Sussex, the only English university in a national park - very picturesque - and Brighton with its brutish, polytechnic architecture), and we have been progressively putting up Christmas decorations since we arrived - culminating in the tree on Christmas eve.  The tree is laden with decorations, including a lovely red bell made for me by one of my nieces.  It was encircled by presents but those were all happily opened yesterday.

I slept in on Christmas morning while my hosts went to church.  Then it was a leisurely day of opening presents, snacking, a bit of a walk through the village, quite a few drinks of bubbles (Breaky Bottom, the local English cuvee  - yes, you heard right, English wine.  This is apparently the region for it.  There's a sign to the English Wine Centre and all...I had a nice little giggle at that.  Mock as I may, it was very drinkable). 

Christmas dinner needs a full description (I know how much my sister likes it when I write about food).  Smoked salmon on crackers to start, then a wine glass refill with Grave (very nice), and onto the main course of turkey (very very moist) with two stuffings, cranberry sauce, bread sauce (a new discovery for me) and gravy.  Side dishes of roast potatoes, red cabbage, brussel sprouts with bacon and walnuts, broccoli, streaky bacon (they had coated the turkey at one point), and chipolatas.  Dessert was Christmas pudding with brandy butter and cream fraiche.  Don't ask what brandy butter is, you'll get a smart ass answer.  There was an exciting moment of brandy flambe which I was supposed to get a picture of, but it's a blurry um blur.

Sunday, December 22, 2013

Getting there is half the fun...

...has to be the most bullshit expression ever coined.  Apart from a few naps, I've been awake for 2 days and am writing this on my final leg: the train to Eastbourne.  The 'fun' getting here included:
1) the seven stages of hell that is Melbourne Airport with a series of gates and holding pens you have to go through in transit
2) the 'family' service that seems to be the Dubai - London flight where children periodically kicked the back of my seat and the babies had screaming competitions
3) an in-flight blood nose
4) the various traffic jams in Auckland and London that made my life just that extra bit more stressful.

- deep breath-

On the plus side, the Auckland-Dubai flight is on a lovely plane and, thanks to the squitchy pillow I bought in Melbourne.  I managed about six hours of (broken) sleep.  I managed to squeeze in a massage into my 2 hour stopover in Dubai.  At times, I felt like the woman was sitting on me to get enough pressure - at one point she had one hand on my butt cheek, the other on the opposite shoulder and was doing her best to tear me in two.  It was fabulous, and I was able to have a shower before getting on the next flight. 

Now I'm sitting on the train and watching the countryside go by and enjoying the English weather (grey skies, rain).  Just how I remember the UK.